Dude, I know I hadn’t gone to GJ in forever, but I hadn’t realized things had gone so cock-sideways that you can’t even log in anymore. Like, it expires roughly .02 seconds after you do it. Guess I won’t be deleting that RP back-up, after all….

There was something in Entertainment Weekly about racy pictures of Miley Cyrus, which I absolutely cannot wrap my head around. Hell, I’m having trouble with just “racy” and “Miley Cyrus” existing in the same sentence. ….and having now Googled it, I have to say that whoever dubbed these racy in the first place has obviously never been within a thousand miles of teenage girls operating on no sleep, lots of sugar, and left alone with a digital camera. In fact, you don’t even necessarily need the lack of sleep and sugar overdose. Boredom and the giggly rush of teenage friendships is usually enough. Jeez. Call me when you’ve got Miley in her underwear Frenching a girl, and then we’ll talk racy and lesbian.

….please don’t actually call me if those pictures ever exist. Seriously. I think it would break my brain, and not in any of the good ways.