GODDAMMIT, I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THIS. I really thought, y’know, I could just get a Faramir on the cheap at some point to please Boro, and maybe if they get around to Saesee Tiin in their Jedi Council series, but otherwise I was safe to oooh without any real longing.

So, of course, I just have to find out that Clone Wars Obi-Wan is fucking gorgeous and rocks like Bob. DAMN YOU, SIDESHOW, FOR LURING ME INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY WITH THE SUCKITUDE THAT WAS YOUR AAYLA FIGURE! DAMN YOU FOR EXPLOITING MY OBI WEAKNESS! DAMN YOU FOR DOING AN FUCKING AWESOME EWAN LIKENESS AND MAKING THE STUPID MOLDED HAIR ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD!

And damn you, too, Ewan. I thought I was free of you! I caught part of Moulin Rouge the other day and found myself thinking that it actually kind of sucks! I THOUGHT I WAS FREE DAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU.