me: *minding my own business, reading Sterek fic*
brain: ABBEY
me: …what?
brain: ABBEY BOMINABLE SHOULD HAVE SIBLINGS OR OTHER FAMILY DOLLS YES
me: oh, for fuck’s sake.

There actually is an Abbey-relative doll, her South Scaremerican cousin, Marisol Coxi. My brain cares not (possibly because we do not have Mari), and has proceeded to bat ideas and the dolls we would need for them at me for the last day or so. It…well, it distracts from the weeping and the stress stomach aches, at least.