Seriously? This is not news. I mean, doesn’t “news” require it to be new information? Because this —

Yahoo! homepage, 09/16/13

— this was known back when I was first getting migraines. THIRTEEN AND A HALF FUCKING YEARS AGO. Why is there a study NOW? And why would “*lol* we were right!” which is what the study amounts to, count as news?

Ugh. Just…go choke on your own stupid and leave the rest of us alone.