There’s a comment in my spam box about my “talk at the Tonner Convention” that is amusing the hell out of me. Possibly because I have never gone to a Tonner Convention in my life. Also, the idea of me giving any kind of talk anywhere ever is hilarious.

SPEAKING OF TONNER, THOUGH. Truly, they are bastards who want only to rob me of monies I do not have. Behold:

Can't stop staring at her. Please send help.

Seriously, I don’t even know what it is. I can’t stop looking at her, I keep thinking about her, if she were a person she would be looking into a restraining order. I don’t know why, I just love her face. Her faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace. *makes grabby hands*