Are you shitting me? Ted Danson? There is not enough “no” to properly convey how awful an idea this is. Are we just trying to get the show cancelled now, is that what it is? Because I can’t take him seriously. Kind of like how no one would ever believe Keanu Reeves as a genius, Ted Danson is just kind of a joke. And also of the “can’t buy him as intelligent” persuasion, now that I think about it. So I can’t see how you would then cast him on a drama that requires at least the pretense of brains.

Was his audition really just a girl wearing a dress of money that she left with the casting director? It was, wasn’t it? Dammit, you guys.