So, I’m rereading the Cycle 1 recaps of “America’s Next Top Model” at TWoP, having a lovely time, and this leaves me just wheezing with laughter:

But seriously, Giselle wants us to know that her family lacks confidence in her, “in unison.” As in, they all sing it in one note of a chord. That must be a blow, to come downstairs one morning and have your dad be all, “We think you’re kind of a tard, and this is what we have to say about it” before blowing into a pitch pipe and conducting your whole family in a song that’s like, “You won’t be a model/ You have kind of fat thighs/ We’re so distracted by your all-around badness/ It’s rendered us unable to harmonize.” Man. It sucks to be hated in unison.

Fucking awesome. Also? I heart Adrianne Curry. Just sayin’.