I really hate Gwyneth Paltrow. Not as an actress; there’s really only one role I actually like her in, but generally I don’t give a crap one way or the other. Its when she’s allowed to be her arrogant, pretentious self that I want to shove dog feces into her maw until sounds stop coming out. From the Nov 26 EW:

Please to be shutting the ever-living fuck up, now.

Seriously? Faking it isn’t your style? YOU’RE AN ACTRESS. YOU FAKE IT FOR A LIVING. Also, I notice you didn’t, y’know, become an alcoholic to play the part of an alcoholic country singer. So, really, the only time faking it isn’t your style, is when you actually like the thing they would otherwise be asking you to fake. I’m not even sure at this point if you’re just being your normal pretentious bitch self, or you’re also a moron on top of it. But either way, please, just…shut the fuck up.