Hello, and welcome to my 1,100th post. The mind, she boggles.

Anyway.

I saw this nekkid Trinity resin statue on eBay, and…I don’t get it. I mean, kick-ass chick in vinyl and leather, Carrie-Anne Moss, porn — all good things. The Matrix…vastly overrated, but entertaining, so fine. I just feel like, if you have the hots for Trin, then the ridiculously-endowed hentai style of it will not be $250 worth of appealing to you, and if you are into that style, you can get your jollies elsewhere and for cheaper (because you know having “The Matrix” on it bumped up that price tag).

And yet, there is a bid on it, so clearly I am wrong, and people need to stop letting their genitals have their credit card numbers.

They should be like me, and let their ambitious fangirl sides have them instead. ¬_¬