I should really head to bed. I have a chiropractor’s this afternoon, and I need to be up long enough before that to eat and dress and things of that nature.

I think the problem is that I don’t particularly want to go. I need to, though, my neck’s all tight and my head was really hurting all yesterday. Plus, after we’re picking up Chinese from Shangrila. There will also be stopping at Borders to get the new Kim Harrison, or there will blood and pain, and it will not be mine. I’VE BEEN WAITING THREE MONTHS OKAY I’M ONLY HUMAN.

…even if I did used to tell people I was a Plutonian vampire. And Satan. But not at the same time, because that would’ve been weird.