I kind of put off shopping for the siblings’ birthdays this year. “Kind of” being code for “the first one is tomorrow and I have only just ordered their presents.” So, um. Go, me.

Honestly, I just kept losing track of time. I knew perfectly well they were coming up, but my brain insisted in believing that there was still time. And now there is very clearly not, so. Ordered. Unless my sister suddenly materializes on our doorstep, I have every faith that it will arrive before we see her and her mister next, but my brother might have to settle for a “Hey! Look what will be yours just as soon as it arrives!” card.

On the bright side, I will finally be trying out the Legend of Zelda games. I know, 2010 and I’ve never played one. Bad gamer! And the bestest loves them, which makes it even weirder. But I had a Gamestop card, and Gamestop happened to have the Collector’s Disc with like, the first four games on it at a really nice price, so I’m getting it. It will give me something to do when the weather turns gross this summer, and it’ll get me away from the fracking computer. Win!

Now if I could just get the fucking “United States of Tara” theme song out of my head….