One day I’m going to get my hands on the September ’02 Blender with Michelle Branch on the cover. I saw it once on eBay, but the seller was asking like, $25 for it, and, ah, no. Except now I wish I’d gotten it anyway, because no one ever wants to part with the fucker. Whenever it shows up, its always the Mandy Moore or Paulina Rubio covers.

With my luck, if I do find it again, folks will be asking $30, and then I’ll just have to beat my head against the wall until the pain stops. And also, not get it, because AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHANO.

But I live in hope. Or possibly delusion. ….its probably delusion.