Its always a shame when you find someone who does really great custom doll costumes, and then they fuck it up by pairing it with their substandard repainting skills.

Which is not to say that I’m any good at repainting, and certainly not at sewing, but y’all…I ain’t tryin’ to sell it to anybody, either.

Of course, if you ask my mother, I could and probably should, but the problem with supportive parents is that they never know when to stop. Don’t get me wrong, its vastly better than a parent who thinks you can’t do anything, but its still bad in its own way, not to mention wearying and at times kind of painful.

WoW is pretty much down for the day (hooray for 8-hour realm maintenance), so of course I’m doing weird Google searches and trolling eBay. And you do not truly understand how weird Google can be until you’re trying to find out how to make custom, doll-sized lightsaber blades, and end up with a link to making your own sex doll. With a foot-vagina. I’m either scarred for life, or amused for it. Possibly both.

Because really, man. A foot-vagina. *snerk*