So, this morning, at 7:30, I accidentally saved over my final-disc, champion-Chocobo-owning, level 65 game of FF7, with the disc-one, mission-one game I’d started on a lark to see if I could remember how to date Yuffie. By 4pm, I’d made it out of Midgar, suffered through the flashback, and hightailed it to the Chocobo Farm. Then I went and got on the computer and started reading more Sith Academy in self-defense. Now, at 9pm, I am about to grab some much-delayed dinner and dive back into the world of Mako and annoying, clingy women.

Intelligent life? What’s that?

sounds like secret garden, “celebration”