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FINALLY. IT HAS ONLY BEEN TEN YEARS, WTF. To be fair, I could’ve had it a couple times before, had I been willing to pay $25-30 for a fucking magazine. (I’m crazy, I ain’t that kind of crazy.) But I persevered! And lo, she is MIIIIIIIIINE! Talking ’bout my giiiirl (my girl)! The […]
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So, logged into my email this morning, got this: My brain keeps looking at the fact that the headline on Bieber fainting is followed four lines later with a headline on Kelly Osbourne fainting and going, “heeee, proof he’s a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl.” I think the Tylenol PM I took when I went to bed is […]
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Production begins on Disney’s ‘Maleficent’ OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOOOOOOOD I would totally be screaming right now EXCEPT THAT I CAN’T BREATHE FOR ALL THE AWESOME OH MY GOD. Maybe if we are all very good, Tonner will do a special Mangeleficent doll, and I WILL MOVE THE WORLD TO AFFORD HER HOLY SHIT. […]
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This is probably my favorite Brad & Angie pic of all time. He wubs her…but not enough to fucking groom himself. Now, normally, a guy looking like a skangy douche while his woman is all gorgeous and glamorous makes me angry. And I have to say, I am not really a fan of […] So…Katy Perry’s just auditioning for the part of Stormer in case they ever do a live-action Jem and the Holograms movie 24/7, now, right? But we're the Misfits, our songs are better! Its a pretty good job, actually. I almost don’t have the heart to tell her that Stormer has curly hair. […]
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Anne Hathaway Is Your New Catwoman Anne! ANNE! There’s Catwoman, and its ANNE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I. Oh, my god. I totally can’t stop grinning and flapping my hands. Because Anne! I love Anne! And Catwoman! Catwoman is my favoritest comic femme ever, and Anne is Catwoman. heeeeeeeeeeee. Also? Robert Tonner is completely fucking in love with […]
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I really hate Gwyneth Paltrow. Not as an actress; there’s really only one role I actually like her in, but generally I don’t give a crap one way or the other. Its when she’s allowed to be her arrogant, pretentious self that I want to shove dog feces into her maw until sounds stop coming […]
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Okay, I know I’ve commented on the sheer reality-bending, mind-melting wonder of Christina Hendrick’s breasts in the past, but, um. Baby done hit a whole new level. Fuck Victoria’s Secret, I want to know Christina’s. What the hell does she wear under her gowns? Because I’m a busty girl with a pretty good […]
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So you know that rule, about how if it exists, there’s porn of it? Can this should count towards that? Because Mel and I joked about Pyramidhead porn once, and it was actually pretty funny as long as you ignore the fact that someone somewhere probably wrote a serious fic containing everything we joked about, […]
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Am I still asleep, or did some dipshit at Yahoo! just use a picture of Ewan McGregor for a Roman Polanski headline? |
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